What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do people really have sex with animals?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

What is one thing you've learned from life?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?